jeekoftheweek:

kyeomblr:

kyeomblr2-moved:

peepee poopoo 🐖

ozymoron:

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

catmask:

catmask:

i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship

im saying thisbecause it would make everything worse and also funnier

segretecose:

i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair

kras-mazov:

sharkgirldick:

“Squatting and squelching pusty juice” is still one of the funniest fucking phrases I’ve ever read.

From this btw.

It just fucking kills me.

depsidase:

curioscurio:

thebiscuiteternal:

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

a-shooting-starmie:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they’re also just absurdly cute

me when i fucking get you

pbnmj:

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

cadaverkeys:

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

criptochecca:

The peter parker mao cup

animalcrossing-blogg:

acidhues: